I post things here that I like. A lot of the time this will include:
a) blonde men
b) German actors
c) anything related to HBO
As thus, I fucking love Generation Kill & Inglourious Basterds.
You can also find me here at livejournal.
At times, the two of them bicker like an old married couple. Being a rank lower than Colbert, Person can never directly express anger to him, but on occasions when Colbert is too harsh and Person’s feelings are hurt, his driving becomes erratic. There are sudden turns, and the brakes are hit for no reason. It will happen even in combat situations, with Colbert suddenly in the role of wooing his driver back with retractions and apologies.
Generation Kill, Evan Wright
I’m OK with the fact that they’re so blatantly married. Nate is obviously the mistress, haha. But Ray brings a really awesome side of Brad out.
Evidently I cannot be trusted to do shit. I’m sitting here, looking for Brad/Ray caps, and it takes a split second for me to get distracted by something shiny. FML.
Ray: I traded that bitch for some pec-2 batteries!
Brad: Ray, you pimped her out.
Ray: She is a dirty little hoochie, isn’t she?
PERSON: Yeah, looks like Saddam’s big bad Republican Guard Hajjis got wind I was coming. As the great warrior poet Ice Cube once said, “If the day does not require an AK, it is good.”
COLBERT: They stick around and manned those, we’d have been dead before we even saw them.
PERSON: Dude, lighten up!
COLBERT: Then again the world wouldn’t have to deal with the prospect of you returning to your cretinous daughter-fucking trailer-park red-state shithole, and producing mutant, Whiskey Tango, scrotum-faced, bucktoothed, zit-exploding progeny.
Ferrando walks up behind Colbert.
LOL FOREVER
It’s good to see that the patented ASkars awkward pose is just as effective in the outdoors. In an orange satin robe.
futurisms | lisztomania | fakemustache | rhineland | robotlauren:
this is me making do until a gif can be made
CRYING I INSTANTLY WANTED A GIF/MACRO OF THIS, like one of those, DOG WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE THIS IS A PHOTOSHOOT FOR TRUE BLOOD DOG ARE YOU A VAMPIRE I THINK NOT PLEASE LEAVE IMMEDIATELY
what…i think it would be perfect
I DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT’S GOING ON BUT I AM DYING
LMAO
IDK WHAT IS GOING ON BUT I AM LOLING SO HARD